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observations of real life

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#1 · pitirre

6 Jul 2004

i remember when i was a chessplayer and compete in tournaments in the puerto rican federation, everytime i went to the bathroom u could see floating a gigantic piece of excrement looking at you.

i could understand that for many players all that tension, anxiety or nervous situation they feel the urge to defecate...

but why they didnt flush their shit!!!!?????

i used to try to analyse that with my wife about my observation of the "shit dilema" and i thought that maybe was a strategic plan or just stupid humour...

then my wife told me, and i agreed, that maybe the chessplayer was afraid that if he tried to flush that gigantic piece of shit (that looked like a baby arm) the toilet couldnt pass it and all came down to the floor.

that made sense to me.

please, chessplayers, just flush the toilets. take the risk.